Kiffism's

Mono-Ridiculous = oxymoron
Elmer Fudds = Those really yummy cookies with the elves in the tree
Flabber-Gaggen = Doppleganger

Serena (voice teacher) said, "He wouldn't know it from Adam."
I responded, "Who's Adam?"  I just learned that's a phrase and not literal.

A Mario Brothers move = Bang Down
Panda Express = The Great Panda
AutoBahn = Futon

One of my most favorite places is the beach.  However, my biggest fear is being attacked by a shark and I hate tan lines.

Mr. Magoo and the Haunted House = The Ghost and Mister Chicken